Shin Megazami Tekken: Persona 3

Said game is available for PS2 in both absurdly expensive, regular-type flavor and cheap bonus-content flavor. It involves attractive Japanese androgenies shooting themselves in the head with magic guns to summon demons and save the multiverse or something. It is one of the most agreeably crack games I have ever experienced.

Things that are in this game: Thor, an ability called “Sexy Dance,” evil levitating silverware, the embodiment of Death in the form of a 10th-grade douchebag, evil shirtless tatooed Jesus, Ganesha, sushi, several generic anime girls most of whom you will be required to seduce in order to complete the game, an adorable Korgi with angel wings and a dagger who performs backflips and summons the hellhound Cerberus who in turn summons hellfire to rain upon the heads of the unrighteous, transvestites, an angry fat kid, an attractive teacher who gets drunk and plays online RPGs which is like six different fetishes in one, robots, crucifixions, karaoke, a comprehensive explanation of the Tarot, and a guy so badbum that he fights evil without once removing his right hand from his jacket pocket.

Things that are not in this game: Anything that is not awesome.

Shins Megazord Tamagotchi will leave you exhilarated and vaguely ashamed of yourself. This game is Cthulhu meets Pokemon meets the Breakfast Club. It is everything videogames should be.