You. Are an enormous fabulous person.

Only here can I tell you how much you are ****ING WRONG without fear of being b&hammrd. And I mean goddamn, you are ****ing wrong.

I like this structure just fine. I can be a genuine ****ing bumhole, and I’m just playing my clbum. Anywhere else on the forums, I act civilized (although I’m stripped of my awesome sig, which I haet, but whatever), as does everyone else. It’s an accepted form.

Therefore: please demonstrate how one goes about “****ing themselves”.