Obvious Troll Posted:

So there was a wino pbumed out in Central Park, along comes a gay guy and decides he wants to **** him in the bum. So he did, and threw 20 dollars at the winos feet as he zipped his pants back up. The wino wakes up and sees the 20 dollar bill and immediately runs to the liquor store and asks the clerk for the cheapest **** they had. So he gets his liquor and gets drunk and pbumes out again. The same gay dude comes back and again ****s him in the bum. He throws the 20 down at his feet and goes on his way. The wino wakes up and goes back to the package store. The clerk asks: “The cheap **** again?”

The wino replies: “HELL NO, THAT CHEAP **** MAKES MY bumHOLE HURT.”

You’re doing it wrong.

A wino is walking through the park when he finds a $20 bill. He runs to the liquor store and asks the clerk for the cheapest **** they have. He drinks it all and pbumes out on a bench in the park. A gay guy walks past and decides to **** him in the bum. When he finishes he throws a $20 bill at the wino. The wino wakes up, finds the twenty and goes back to the liquor store. The clerk asks “You want the cheap **** again?” and the wino replied “Hell no, that cheap **** made my bumhole hurt.”

Reasons why you did it wrong:

1) Too long.

2) His bumhole would have hurt the FIRST time.

3) If at first he went to the liquor store, then he went to the package store, how did the clerk recognize him?