“Lawdy, lawdy! Ev’rybody’s goin’ buckwild for these here down-south hoodoo-voodoo-juju Troll fetishes, made right here by Aunt Jomama’s own li’l hands! Dey’s temptilatin’!”

This store is extremely racist, if I tell infamous Aboriginal activist Stephen Hagan about this he will **** bricks of fury. And I’ve met him before, so you’re all ****ed.

You ought to be ashamed of yourselves you dirty pig-****ers.