Al Tilly Posted:

”AAAAARGH” Screamed Lucifer, as Ebony’s claws sunk into his heartless eyes. “I’M ALLERGIC TO ****ING CATS!”

A deep chasm opened beneathe Lucifer, dragging both him and ebony, snarling and screaming like a little demonaic girl respectively, deep into the bowels of hell.

“EBONY, NOOO!” Screamed Dave, his freedom from Lucifer’s grasp giving him time enough to male reproductive organslap the Rocket beast to death. He stood at the precipice of hell, and stared down into it’s murky depths from which issued forth the screams of a thousand damned souls.

He lit a cigar on one of the flames that flickered forth, and sighed to himself. “Well,” he shrugged, black eyes gleaming with excitement. “I guess I got a hell of a lot more killing to do before this is over.” and stepped out into the void of the pit.

But that’s a story… FOR ANOTHER TIME.

THE END, FOR NOW, OR IS IT…?

Holy **** that’s exactly like this dream I had.

Except with less naked women and a bunch of other crap instead.