Al Tilly Posted:

David Diddy stepped forth from his home, threw back his long locks of black hair and stared boldfaced into the sky.

“Hah!” he cried aloud. “The sun greets me as a friend! Today is a fine day. A fine day… FOR THE KICKING OF bum AND THE TAKING OF NAMES!”

He jumped into his race car and tore off down the rode toward his favorite haunt at the abandoned cathedral. On the way he thaought about all the npoor fools he would kill to sate his thirst for blood, and devour to fill his wolfish hunger.

He sure did pity those fools.

wait he gets to be Mr. T too? I didn’t know that was a choice. i always pick the ****ty clbum when i pick a new game.