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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

They call me “coffee” I grind so fine.

I just **** into my pants. Can I get into yours?

Any of these working? I have more…

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Still nothing?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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