12:04AMAHHZ: who is this bumhole

12:04AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: markchd: what browser you using

12:04AMAHHZ: another poser trying to learn to troll from the master?

12:04AMAKKAHZ: I am your lord

12:04AMAHHZ: go ahead

12:04AMAHHZ: you won’t be able to handle it

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: NO I AM THE LORD HERE

12:05AMmarkchd: Firefox 3

12:05AMAKKAHZ: I have been pwning noobs since you were in the womb

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM MASTER OF THE NET AND A MASTER TROLL

12:05AMAKKAHZ: YHBT

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

12:05AMAHHZ:

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM SO GREAT AND AMAZING ITS GROSS, YOU ARE JUST LICE TO ME

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: GAZE UPON MY COUNTENANCE AND TREMBLE

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:06AMAHHZ: if i posted a youtube video in my thread you’d **** your pants and run home to mommy

12:06AMAHHZ: i command the legions

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: SORRY BUT IM THE MASTER TROLL DROM HELL, I OWN THE INTERNET

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM THE GREATEST IN THE UNIVERSE

12:07AMAKKAHZ: I command an e-army of newfabulous persons

12:07AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: LEGIONS OF CRABS AND FLEAS YES

12:07AMAKKAHZ: beware

12:07AMAKKAHZ: They know memes

12:07AMAKKAHZ:

12:07AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: BEWARE OF MY GIANT male reproductive organ, I CALL IT ‘LEVIATHAN, THE UNIVERSE-male reproductive organ’

12:08AMAKKAHZ: brb, gonna make another failindustrilsynth cd

12:08AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: YOU ALL ARE SMALL INSIGNIFICANT ATOMS UPON ITS SURFACE

12:08AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: FOR I AM TH GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME AND MASTER OF THE INTERNET

12:08AMmarkchd: Oh God. memes! in my incit?

12:09AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: GOD IM JUST SO GREAT

12:09AMFingerz: 7 vibrating doldoes is now a meme

12:10AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I TAKE A **** AND IT DESTROYS MANY GALAXIES, COUNTLESS LIFE FORMS

12:10AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: YOU KNOW MY JIZZ AS ‘THE MILKY WAY’

12:10AMBiff Weasley: gimme BJs and BPs!

12:10AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: YOU EXIST WITHIN A SPLATTER OF MY JIZZ

12:11AMmarkchd: sounds like a high protein lifestyle

12:11AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF QUASARS

12:11AMmarkchd: Heh, tiny nuts.

12:11AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: WHICH ARE P LARGE

12:12AMmarkchd: sure, you jizz galaxies from quazar sized nuts.

12:12AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: IF THEY WERE ANY LARGER THEY WOULD CREATE MONSTROUS BLACK HOLES THE SIZE OF FRANS VAG AND MANY LIVES WOULD BE LOST ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

12:12AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: QUASARS ARE P LARGE MAN, SRS

12:12AMmarkchd: So I hear.

12:13AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: THEY ARE ALL VERY FAR AWAY ALSO, LARGE REDSHIFT, TAKES BILLIONS OF YEARS FOR LIGHT FROM MY BALLS TO REACH EARTH

12:13AMmarkchd: don’t they go around black holes?

12:14AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: THAT HAS BEEN SUPPOSED YES

12:14AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: THATS WHAT THEY THINK IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MILKY WAY I THINK

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I FORGET ALL MY ASTRONOMY NERD ****

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: BECAUSE I AM A MASTER TROLL AND GOD OF THE UNIVERSE

12:15AMBiff Weasley: give me BJ!

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: NO YOU GIVE ME ONE

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AND BP

12:16AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ok i got rid of the gaywads, normal ppl, you may now talk normally

12:16AMBiff Weasley: AAHZ is Evil Trout’s alt

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: :gunleft::gunright:

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol failtime

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: good enough

12:18AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Evil Trout is akk alt

12:21AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: HARDCOREWHORE: hi there, can i buy you a drink?

12:22AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: an e-wine spritzer?

12:22AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: how are you today?

12:22AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: me, im good tks

12:24AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:25AMBiff Weasley: paynis?

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: veer is dante kincaid alt!

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:26AMAldo_Anything: no, you?

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am superbunny nunchuck troll, your lord and master

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: pbum the lettuce or else

12:27AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:27AMAldo_Anything: shock the bunny

12:27AMhippiedude605: hey male reproductive organsucker

12:27AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ok you asked for it

12:27AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: :bu

12:28AMhippiedude605: ask wut

12:28AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:28AMhippiedude605: male reproductive organlicker

12:28AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see how i am the best troll of all time

12:28AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:28AMBiff Weasley: paedoVeer

12:28AMhippiedude605: how so

12:28AMFran: I’ve seen better

12:29AMFran: tbhj

12:29AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am your lord and master, master of the internet!

12:29AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: also i am a master troll

12:29AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am the greatest of all time

12:29AMhippiedude605: well im troll too

12:29AMhippiedude605: i can be cool troll

12:29AMAldo_Anything: maybe, but the mother was a nerdy fat geek-girl from a state university

12:30AMBiff Weasley: yhbt

12:30AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see how there would have been an aagz/akk little pile of **** but i stopped it, because i am a master troll

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