Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

Ill tell you how I won one single Brownie Point

In center Portugal born and raised

On the Internet where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all trolling some newfabulous persons inside of the internet

then a couple of noobs said were up in no good

Started making trouble in my internet

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said youre moving out your basement

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the

Licensplate said “win a free bp” and had a male reproductive organ in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought now forget it, yo home to the internet

I pulled up to a website about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To settle my throne with my new free BP

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Yeah, i know that only the last part talks about how i won a BP.

Inside that cab, i did something awful.

The taxi driver made me sing “Chocolate Rain”. It was awful.