Enoby Posted:

Dear Janie,

I know that this is off-topic and perhaps uncalled-for, seeing as we are total strangers. But I couldn’t help but notice your signature, and I wanted to say that it’s okay. I know that as a teenager it can be hard to be honest with people about the things that make you different. My Rachel was like that with her dyslexia. Please know that you have a friend in me, and I will not judge you for your orientation.

Best,

Karla Robertson

Oh, that’s very nice of you. Dyslexia explains a lot, by the way. I’m quite proud of my “I’m Gay” e-peen, since it’s pretty exclusive, you know?