Janie Posted:

Mrs. Robinson,

They are two different people, but I don’t think King Krimson would hurt your daughter. He’s just a harmless guy who reviews internet fanfiction.

Now, nanafabulous personjesus on the other hand, is a former wrestler who snaps chicken necks for fun. I’d look at him seriously.

Also, your daughter had this one really cute pair of boots, with a buckle on the side. We bought those together, and I’d love to have them as a memento of her. And also this one pair of earrings she had that were skulls.

Hope things work out!

Dear Janie,

I know that this is off-topic and perhaps uncalled-for, seeing as we are total strangers. But I couldn’t help but notice your signature, and I wanted to say that it’s okay. I know that as a teenager it can be hard to be honest with people about the things that make you different. My Rachel was like that with her dyslexia. Please know that you have a friend in me, and I will not judge you for your orientation.

Best,

Karla Robertson