**** YOU MISSILE TRUCK by Something_Witty

Me: Hurp durp, time to clean up the last of the diamonds before I take on the Ace.

*enters the area of one of the number cards, think it was the 9*

Me: (bumessing situation) Ok, there’s an anti-air tank over there, some generic weenies, a few missile trucks…nothing to really worry about.

*hijacks the AA gun, splatters the ground forces and a nearby heli, turns to blow up the missile trucks, pauses*

Me: Oh, you’re a SNEAKY one Mr. Number Card. If I blow that truck, you go up in flames, and so does half my reward money. Oh well, time to smack you in the head Log in to see images!

*gets out of tank*

*smacks number card upside the head*

*one of the trucks suddenly comes out of nowhere and flattens Switty*

Me: Oh, balls. That was annoying.

*does another number card, returns in a T-54 tank*

Me: HEY GUYS WHAT UP Log in to see images!

*kills all the enemies again*

Me: Ok, so the missile truck is still next to the number card. And I can’t make it go ‘splodey’. Doesn’t look like anybody’s piloting it, it’s not moving…

*gets out of tank*

*is flattened 2 seconds later from behind. by a missile truck.*

Me: God ****ing damn it.

*grabs another tank, does the long drive to the encampment*

Me: Stompy stomp guys Log in to see images!

*realises that he just inexplicably lost a whole bunch of armor*

*sees his old tank firing at him*

*his tank gets destroyed*

Me: Shiiiiiiit D:

*goes to hijack tank*

*gets run over by the missile truck again*

Me: OH, YOU ARE KIDDING ME. JESUS CHRIST.

*drives to the encampment AGAIN, this time in a mere Scout APC*

*both the AA tanks are back*

*rams the scout into one, gets out before it blows, then hijacks the non-damaged tank*

*****s bricks when he see his OTHER old, badbum tank fire a shell at him*

*shoots at the tank*

*hits the missile truck*

*KA-

-****ING-

-BLOOEY*

(the missile truck blows up spectacularly, destroying everything within a 10-mile radius, including every vehicle, person, box, structure, and the AA tank Switty is in. He is left on 1HP.*

Me: .......O___O. Oh god, don’t tell me….

*yep, the number card’s sure ****ing dead all right*

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