Charlie Sheen Posted:

so sometimes when im real coked up i get a little squirrely and i hide money in weird places like under the hard wood floors and in the inner tubes in the cabana

anyway i went to go sell this nagel painting i have of some ugly chick and the back was all torn up

why because there was ten grand hidden in it

i went to krogers with it but i guess you cant buy ten bottles of cough syrup at a time anymore sorry i thought we were in america

so i still got ten grand what should i do with it

Why don’t you buy yourself a couple of straightness.