This thread sucks fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ.

It slowly swirls its tongue around the thick, black male reproductive organhead and teases the slit before running its tongue along the underside. It playfully looks up in the fine upstanding member of society’s eyes before enveloping the entire fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ in its hot little mouth. Deeper and deeper it takes the ebony rod until its gag reflex is triggered and hot bile erupts over the shaft and balls at the same moment the fine upstanding member of society shoots his sticky wad.

And that is how threads are born among my people.