Game: (in-depth briefing of game outline and plot)

Me: Hmmm, seems interesting.

Game: (conversation, intro, blah blah blah)

Me: Ok. Yep. Interesting. Nice. When do I get to start playing?

Game: (describe, detail, outli-DROPS YOU IN A JEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF ****ING ENEMY TERRITORY OH GOD THEY’RE SHOOTING AT YOU FIGHT BACK NO WE’RE NOT GONNA EXPLAIN CONTROLS FIGURE IT OUT YOU DUMBbum NOW THERE’S A BIG IMPORTANT DUDE WITH A MACHINE GUN AND MACHINE GUN TURRETS WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO HUH? HUH? OH BY THE WAY HERE’S SOME AIR SUPPORT BLOW UP THOSE ****ING CANNONS BEFORE THEY TEAR **** APART

Me: O_O

Game: Ok that’s the intro now you can go around and do ****.

Me: .....

(about 20 minutes later)

Game: Ok now take that tank into the NK compound and blow up a crapton of buildings and soldiers, oh, there are artillery turrets you can hijack and we’ll give you some support. Also there are dudes with rocket launchers. Don’t get hit by a rocket launcher. Those ****ing hurt.

Me: .....Oh my god I am in love with this game ;__;