Biff and his new ****: Dying is truly gothic, so heres my fool proof way to dedicate your love for each other:

1. both drink about 300cc of Potbumium Sulfate.

2. load your vehicle of choice with gas cans filled with Rubbing Alcohol

3. eat a meal liberally doused in Gunpowder.

4. Engage in some Autoerotic asphyxiation foreplay while driving down the road while reciting pbumages from the Necronomicon.

5. go about 100mph into the nearest gas station, and then before the entire area is bathed in flames, tell her see you in hell!

and thus its like getting married, but instead of a honeymoon, rescuers will be sifting your ashes for identifiable parts.