I am furry who likes to dress up in blue costumes with a gigantic ****ing proboscis for use in anal roleplay.

Er, actually, I have a transient tic disorder. I used to uncontrollably blurt out “Aardvark” from time to time. Anyway, I joined a forum, thought it was a cool nick, and started using it.

Unfortunately, it turns out it wasn’t all that original, and when I went to sign up for another huge online game, Aardvark was already registered. Because I usually hate usernames appended by a bunch of random ****ing numbers, I decided to preface the name with something instead. Keeping in mind the 12-character limit for usernames, I settled upon “Blu” as original and not utterly homosexual.