I was never promised anything but I am officially stating that I should be included for the following pathetic reasons:

– I spend less time doing my job than I do ovulating.

– I spend a lot of time on the site while under the influence of alcohol (buzzed people are good at breaking things).

– Dr. Gregory House said I have only 3 weeks to live so chances of me being around for the real thing is not that good.

– My life is currently so boring I had a dream about playing Forumwarz about a week ago.

– I live in Ohio…Canada is my states hat.

– I have a crotch and love zombies.

In all seriousness though (though I hate to admit some of those reasons were serious) if you need someone to break something and tell you about it I’m good at it. I’m probably the only person who can crash OS X on an hourly basis (and yes I know the fix even though Apple ignores it).

And if that doesn’t work I’m open to bribing you guys.