zigzagoon Posted:

u have asparger? is dat bad? :s

Asperger’s Syndrome is an extremely serious problem, and I have found it to be extremely hampering to my efforts to blend in socially. It is a bad thing in most contexts. For instance, it makes me compelled to respond to every reply in my thread.

But it can also be quite a good thing in a few scenarios. Having Asperger’s means that the kids in school are not allowed to bully and make fun of me.

I have has Asperger’s Syndrome for 2 days now, and it appears that I have caught this disease from using the internet. As such, I recommend that any of you that has not caught the Asperger’s Syndrome yet do your best to stay away from me and anyone else who might spread this disease to you.

The internet is an extremely helpful and useful tool for anyone who chooses to use it, but it is also easily and often misused, and people may also grow to become dependent on it. This exposes them to a lot of viruses that are found online. The other day, my eyes caught one such virus, and I temporarily became unable to see anything that wasn’t green in colour. I managed to remedy this by temporarily switching off the computer and getting some sleep, followed by going for a run when my partial blindness had recovered to having only a slight greenish tint appear on a few things I look at that weren’t normally green.

I hope that the Internet will continue to be a useful resource for me to find information, and that I will be lucky enough to not run into such diseases in the future.

What about you? Why don’t you tell me about any diseases you caught from the Internet?