Nocturnal_Heartache Posted:

This guy had just moved into his new apartment. When he was down checking the mail he ran into a gorgeous girl who immediately strikes up a conversation with him. She was wearing a robe, and he noticed she had nothing on underneath.

After a while, she stops and says, “Hey, I think I hear someone coming. Why don’t we talk up in my room.” He diligently follows her, and as soon as he steps into the room she shuts the door, strips off her robe, and says, “Tell me, what is my best feature?” The man stares dumbfounded, then shyly mumbles, “your ears.”

“My ears?” she asked, obviously upset, “You look at this perfect body and you say my ears? Why?”

He looks away and replies, “Because when you said you heard someone coming, it was me.”

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