Referee-re Posted:

No.

Not unless you’re a homo who likes looking at my huge pipes.

Anyway, you’re too fat and out of shape to have been a quarterback in the NFL.

Referee-re Posted:

Is Phil Sims a homo?

Look Phil, I’m a married (happily) man, stop talking about my huge man muscles. It’s embarrasing!

From the article I linked:

Sims was calling the Pittsburgh Steelers at Green Bay Packers with partner Jim Nantz and the camera focused on buff ref Ed Hochuli ready to make a call wearing a long-sleeved shirt with temperatures in the mid-40s.

Simms: “You know, it must be cold out there today, colder than we think. Ed Hochuli is wearing long sleeves.

Nantz: “You seldom see that. … A lost chance to see those impressive biceps.”

Simms: “I hear ya. If you got ‘em, show them off.” (Nov. 6, 2005)

Also, DON’T MAKE STEROIDS JOKES!

I don’t use steroids!

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multiple flags on this play:

-2 penalties on this by the refereere:

1: illegal unfunniness in thread-creation idea, -15 yards

2: being a p bad ref, changed to 4th down, -10 more yards

-game will continue on your 5 yard line, i suggest you punt, woman's genitals

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