I just finished reading this thread, and it is absurdly awesome. You, my old bean, are the ****. PLEASE continue posting these, I don’t laugh out loud that often with stuff on the computer (if you know what I mean, like somehow reading is a different sort of amusement to seeing something physically happen; I hypothesise laughter is a social device sort of thing, and as reading isn’t social you aren’t ‘required’ to do it, enough of my dribble however), but I have quite nearly ****ed myself with laughter. I am of the opinion that it is false, but so what? I mean, that takes NOTHING from the humour of it, it’s still there and funny as hell. In short, please continue doing these, your great work is something I enjoy very much.