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Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Three men die and go to heaven. At the entrance they see an angel. He turn to the first man:

– Congratulations! You never cheated your wife. Here is a Ferrari for you.

Turns to the second:

– You cheated your wife once, but it’s ok. Take this Porsche.

To the third:

– Too bad, dude. You cheated your wife 397 times, so here is your Bettle.

A few later the third man sees the first one crying. He asked him:

– Hey, what happened? Anything wrong with your Ferrari?

– My Ferrari is fine, but I just saw my wife here riding rollers.

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