A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to

go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his

problem.

In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready

to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter

pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.

At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two

began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later,

felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked,

“How did it go?” The man answered, “Not that well… when I fired the

pistol, my wife **** on my face, bit 3 inches off my male reproductive organ and my

neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!”