During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble.

A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters

instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had

placed a net, but the mother refused.

Things looked grim until a tall, well-built man burst through the

crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional

football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few

minutes more of rebumurances by the man, the mother finally let the

child drop.

The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered.

At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air,

spiked it on the ground and screamed, “Touchdown!”