Shmakowski goes into a men’s room to take a leak and as he’s there, this huge black dude runs in, unloads this mbumive python from his pants and releases just a huge gusher of urin. Shmakowski decides to make small talk “Say buddy, what’s your name” the black guy responds in a very friendly, yet very deep tone “Ben Brown” and Shmakowski faints where he stands, male reproductive organ in hand. Worried, Ben zips up and shakes Shmakowski to wake him up. As soon as his eyes are open again, Ben asks with great concern “What happened are you alright?” Shmakowski gasps back “I coulda swore you said ‘Bend down’”.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

Bonus Joke: My wife and I have a great relationship, she says I’m one in a million. That just means she’s ****in 7 guys in New York alone.