Having already downed a few drinks, a woman at a bar turned around, faced the guy in front of her, looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, “No kidding. I’m a lawyer too.”