Two statues are standing in a park, they have been there for years naked staring at eachother. One day God comes down and brings them to life.

“You both may live for 1 hour to do whatever it is you plaese.”

The male statue looks at the female one and asks, “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”.

“I sure am.”, she replies with a smile.

With that they run off into the trees nearby. 30 minutes pbum and they both emerge from the wood sweaty, panting, and laughing.

The male statues looks up and asks, “Want to do it again?”.

She looks at him smiles and says, “Sure do, but this time you hold the pidgeons down and I’ll **** on ‘em!”