A man is shopping around a pawn shop and sees a golden statue of a rat. He asks the guy at the counter, “how much is this thing?” The man at the counter replies, “Ah. It’s five dollars for the statue, and one hundred for the story behind it.” The man figures he’ll skip the story and hands over a five. As he’s walking home, he notices rats are coming out from the sewers and following him. Just a few at first, but after a few blocks, the street is filled with the rodents. The man suddenly has a bright idea. He heads to the docks and gets in a boat, and rows out a few yards. The rats follow him into the water and drown. He then heads right back to the store. The man at the counter grins as he walks in, and asks, “Ah, you’ll be wanting to hear that story now, huh?” “Nope,” replies the man, “I was wonder if you had any golden lawyers.”