A guy gets pulled over for suspicion of drunk driving. The cop saunters over to the window and asks the guy to take a Breathalyzer test. “Well I can’t do that officer” says the man.

“Well why the hell not?” asks the officer.

“The guy says, “Because I’m an asthmatic, and breathing into that could trigger an asthma attack”

The cops says, “Well fine then, I’m gonna need you to come down to the station and give a urine sample.”

The guy says, “I can’t do the either.”

Cop goes, “Well why not?”

Guy replies, “I’m diabetic, and that could throw my blood sugar way off.”

Cop goes, “That’s fine, I’m gonna need you to give us a blood test then.”

The guy says, “I can’t do that either.”

Cop says, “Why not this time?”

Guy says, “I’m a hemophiliac, and I could bleed out and die”

Cop says, “Well, then I’ll need you to step out of the car and walk on this white line for me.”

Guy gowes, “I can’t do that either”

Cop asks, “Well why not?”

Guy goes, “Cause I’m drunk.”