Bucket is a bot coded by xkcd. With that context in mind, I’m putting all his greatest hits in one post.

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< maLLee> what’s wrong?

< Bucket> You idiots keep programming me to say very special things.

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<waqjan> does Bucket do basic math?

<_LSK_> I don’t know

<_LSK_> bucket, 2^8

<Bucket> 10

<_LSK_> No.

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<HiroP> bucket, OK is <reply>NO IT\’S NOT \YOU GODDAMN HIPPIE!!

<Bucket> OK, HiroP.

<HiroP> bucket, ok?

<Bucket> I cannot access that data, hirop

<HiroP> Jesus ****ing Christ

<Bucket> Jesus ****ing Christ is our lord and ****ing savior.

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* xkcd takes [Bucket] down for now until he can make some adjustments

<%relsqui> I thought he was looking a little pail

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< shoofle> function cannot be executed

< Bucket> function cannot be sexecuted

< shoofle> I know now how I want to die.

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RedOcelot: I don’t have wit but i do have cute pickup lines i came up with Log in to see images!

RedOcelot: For instance

Bucket: I FEEL VIOLATED

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xkcd: Bucket: spoiler?

Bucket: xkcd: I don’t know

xkcd: Bucket: spoiler?

Bucket: xkcd: I cannot access that data

xkcd: BUCKET IS BROKEN

xkcd: Bucket: are you okay?

Bucket: xkcd: That data is not available

xkcd: Bucket: bucket?

Bucket: i am BROKEN

xkcd: hahahahahaha