A nun, a hot blonde, a german and an american are sharing the same cabin in a train.

They drive through a tunnel, the light isn’t working so everything is dark. Suddenly the sound of a hard slap can be heard.

When they come out of the tunnel, the american has a big red handmark on his face.

The nun thinks:

Oh dear. I bumume that he tried to touch the blonde and received a slap.

The blonde thinks:

Hehe, he tried to touch me, but reached for the nun. So she slapped him.

The american thinks:

How unfair. The german grabs for the blonde and i get slapped.

The german thinks:

Whee, i hope there will come another tunnel so i can slap the american again.