So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night. Now there is a computer and t.v. in my room so naturally she spent most of the day in there and since I only have once chair in it she sat on my bed. Well at like 4am she fell asleep on it while I was on the computer and I didn’t have the heart to wake her up so I slept on the couch downstairs. Like a month later I’m over at her house with a bunch of her friends and since there was no where to sleep I slept on the couch again. The next morning during breakfast one of her friends says you look tired. And I was like yeah I didn’t sleep great I’m kinda used to my bed. Then my friend goes “yeah your bed is awesome!” I froze and glanced over at her parents who gave me the most evil look I have ever seen…

(Yeah I’m pulling these off QDB in the hopes you haven’t heard ‘em)