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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

A guy tells his psychiatrist: It was terrible. I was away on business, and I wired my wife that I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don’t get it. How could she do this to me? “Well,” says the psychiatrist. “Maybe she didn’t get your telegram.”

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“No, she got it” replies the man. They both remain silent for the rest of the session, after which the psychiatrist proceeds to charge the man $60 for it.

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