Ok, so these two married women are walking home from a hen night when they both realise they need a crap. There are no public toilets near by and all of the restaurants are closed. They are near a graveyard and decide to do their business in there. The first women simply discards here knickers, but the second is wearing fancy Ann Summers stuff, so the decides to wipe her arse with a memorial ribbon instead.

The next day the husbands of these women are having a talk. The first man says “We have got to stop these hen nights, my wife came home last night with no pants.” The second man said “That’s nothing, my wife came home with a ribbon in her arse that said “From all the lad at the police station, we will never forget you”“