A man walks into a bar, and following closely behind him is a giraffe. They walk up to the bar and the man orders 2 drinks.

The barman looks at the man, dubiously, but shakes his head and just puts 2 beers out in front of the man and his giraffe. They continue drinking all night, having a merry time.

Finally last call comes, they finish their beers, and go to walk out. The giraffe becomes unsteady on its feet, and after a few steps, collapses. The man continues to walk out of the bar.

“Hey!”, yells the bartender. “You can’t leave that lyin’ here!”

The man turns and says, “That’s no lion, man…

That’s a giraffe.”