OH GOOD, I’M STARVIN’.

PLEASE, DON’T, DON’T OFFER ME ANYTHING… I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT.

UM…OK…YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE THE SIX-PIECE NUGGETS?

JUST, UH, CAN YOU GIVE ME JUST FOUR NUGGETS? I’M, I’M TRYIN’TO WATCH MY ****IN FIGURE

SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER. TAKE THE SIX NUGGETS, AND THROW TWO OF THEM

AWAY. I’M JUST WANTIN’ A FOUR-NUGGET THING. I’M TRYIN TO WATCH MY CALORIE INTAKE.

I KNOW THEY COME IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECES SIR…

PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR bum, AND GIVE ME FOUR CHICKEN MCNUGGETS. AND THEN,

UH, CAN I HAVE A JUNIOR WESTERN BACON CHEE? A JUNIOR WESTERN BACON CHEE. I’M

TRYING TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

NO ONIONS.

OKAY, AND I’M GONNA GO WITH A FILLET OF FISH SANDWICH, SINCE THAT HAS LESS CALORIES, ‘CUZ IT’S FISH.

NOW IF YOU COULD TAKE A COCA-COLA, AND JUST GO HALF COCA-COLA, HALF DIET COKE…’CUZ I’M TRYIN TO WATCH MY FIGURE…TRYIN TO LOOSE SOME OF THE WEIGHT.

UM, AND A SMALL, A *SMALL* CHOCOLATE SHAKE. BECAUSE I’M TRYIN TO WATCH MY FIGURE, NOT A LARGE, A SMALL.

UM…

ALSO A SMALL SEASONED-CURLIES

OKAY, UH…**** MY bum, WHAT ELSE? GIVE ME, UH…ALRIGHT. CHERRIES JUBILEE AND THAT’S IT.