IVE PLAYED THREW ALMOST ALL OF THE “FORUMWARZ EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE AAHZ ALTS” BETA TEST AND HAVENT FOUND A FORUM WHERE CAPTAIN SODA APPEARS AND KILLS YOU IN ONE SHOT UNLESS YOU USE AN ABILITY THAT POSTS A PICTURE OF A CUTE ASIAN GIRL AND THEN CAPTAIN SODA BECOMES YOUR FRIEND DESPITE MY PETITION

I WANT TO SUE EVIL TROUT AND JALAPENO bumHOLE TO MAKE IT IN THE GAME DO I HAVE A CASE

AND I NEVER TOLD CHARLIE SHEEN HE COULDNT HAVE FREE REFILLS AT KLUB POWAR BURGER KING. HE CAN HAVE THEM BECAUSE IM P. SURE HES PHIL COLLINS AND I LOVE THAT SONG OF HIS