amaranthus Posted:

Janie, do you ever worry about getting stung? I have a couple of plants in my garden that can be used as, you know, antidotes to scorpion venom. Would you like to see them? The garden would be a good place for us to talk privately… I have so many questions about girls women.

You know, I never realized it before, but you’re kind of like the sister I never had. Thanks for being such a good friend.

I think you’d prefer to talk to my brother before you say something like that. I carved Biff’s name into his arm while he was sleeping, and I once set him on fire at a family reunion.

Scorpions are very interesting creatures. They pop up in the most unexpected places.