bah duh duh HEY bah bah duh duh dah duh duh duh HEY duh duh duh man i cant get that song out of my head ill have to buy the tape or somethin

Dear Diary

so the list of places im never allowed to go ever again has reach 372 with san bernardino valley college new on the list i put on a fake mustache and wore a baseball hat so i wouldnt get mobbed by fans and tried to schedule some clbumes and i was like all right college lets party litle bit of coke some shot a couple pills i found under the couch

so i go down there drinkin a litle more on the way and i find my way to register place and im like let me take some clbumes and she gives me this weird look i think there was still some white lady in my fake stache and i say do you have planet of the apes

she say what and i say i wanna learn about fire trucks and she says what and i start screaming FIRE TRUCKS CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG and im runnin in a circle around like fire trucks do CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG and she says sir please and i say SHUT UP LET ME MAJOR IN MUFF DIVIN i thought a joke might break the ice but i guess my stache was off by this points and my pants had kind of fallen down and was male reproductive organ was out and in my hand

the cops knew who i was and they knew why dad played the president for awhile so i was let go so i went and got one of those burgers thats like FOUR burgers i tell you the future is a wild place we didnt have burger technology like this back in the day

full of burger and booze

Charlie I. Sheen