CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

SO PSHHHKSHKSIZE FRSHHHKKKK AND PSSHHHKHKKKGER?

THPSHHK SHHK YOUR PATROPSHHKSKK

I’m afraid I don’t understand you. I would like a large fries and a triple whopper. And mayonnaise. And a chocolate milkshake.

What’s with that server over there? She’s talking to herself and she seems to be covered in… milkshake? Really, you should be a little more selective in your hiring practices, unless… I guess it’s some kind of affirmative action for “special” people? Well, then, I guess you’re doing a good thing. I guess. But you might want to bumign her to a different job. Like inventory or something else less.. visible.