TrekFan395381538713897513897659731564 Posted:

On the subject of Madonna, whom is a lovely singer and used to be extremely attractive around the times of Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s (played by Patrick Stewart) leadership of the starship Enterprise-D. Did you know she also played a role in one of the more rare Star Trek episodes? Some of my club members debate on whether or not it was actually her, for, you see, she appeared to be a simple extra in the back of the scene. Now you might ask yourself “why would they put Madonna in such a role despite her fame and fortunes?” This is a very common question in which one could only suggest it may have been due to the large space in between her two front teeth (otherwise known as incisors). My measurements calculate it is approximately 3.8 (3.75341 to be precise) millimeters wide.

Heh heh. I suppose I get too excited when this topic comes up in an everyday situation!

/me twitches