Okay, every now and then (once a week) a Forumbuildr idea pops up for parodying Forumwarz. It always gets voted the hell out, because it’s a gay idea and nobody wants to do it. It would be too damn meta and unfunny. But over time, Forumwarz has grown, like black mold over a truckstop toilet seat, as its own slimy little community. We have a personality beyond what’s shown in Episode 1’s gameplay. We have developed our own culture (in that we are essentially as lovable as bacteria).

So! I want to see subs as if you were building a Forumwarz community forum (specifically, the Typical Posts for it). You may use up to seven ideas per character (regardless of your buildr score). Once we have at least 20 applicants, I will review all the entries with a team of 70CS judges (if necessary, irc deliberation can be made public), and whoever has the most awesome submissions wins!

You are encouraged to use any and all of the syntax options offered by actual Forumbuildr, and you can dumb it down with the Unintelligencer.

The prize is 2BP for now because it’s all the BP I have on me, but if this goes well I may do future contests for Angry Replies, Enemies, Thrade Titles and such, with larger prizes.