OK….drum roll….

I lied when I said nobody would date any of you. They were all really good lines. Well, mostly. Well, the ones not involving stabbing and stuff. It was a hard choice.

But the winner is….

....another drum roll….

FAIL!

with:

Estar llevando pantalones de espacio? BECAUSE YOUR bum IS OUTTA THIS WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I know, Fail wins everything. But this was judged on merit, and with the help of several of my female friends.

And because there was one more entry that was too beautiful to pbum up, second prize of 1 bp goes to…

Andy_Dextruss

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

Not guaranteed to work with the object of your affection, but brilliant nonetheless. Log in to see images!

BPs are on the way, and thanks!