King Krimson Posted:

I have another question. My family wants me to be a normal, happy person, but my religion makes that very, very difficult. If I don’t sacrifice one goat a day and paint the scary wall with it’s blood, the monster will come out of the wall and eat the entire world. Soon, it tells me that I will have to move on to humans to sate it’s bloodlust. How can I be happy knowing that if I neglect my duties I will be responsible for the end of the world?

Also, why are you so awesome?

I have many duties also. I have a duty to provide the entire world with music that teaches the world my message of love. A VERY big responsibility!

I just keep reminding myself that my mission is very important, no matter how tired I feel after a long photo shoot, or a long recording session, or one of those boring parties where the food isn’t prepared very well and the music isn’t good and not everyone is listening to me.

Just do what I do and keep telling yourself that the world needs what you bring it!

Why am I so awesome?

I work very hard to make sure my hair and mustache are perfect, and to keep my song lyrics fresh and sexy!

It is hard work being this awesome!