bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Well, first and foremost it’s about killing Harry Potter.

Then we go after the mudbloods, then the muggles, and finally those who were not loyal to Voldermort.

We’ve got flowcharts and everything, which you’ll see if you apply today!

Flowcharts? Well damn, thats all I needed to know.

Name: Tnahcrem Htaed
    
    
Age: Old.
    
    
Special Skills: None.
    
    
What unforgivable curses you know: I don't believe in that VooDoo.
    
    
Opinion on Harry Potter: He should stop getting naked with unicorns.
    
    
Opinion on He Who Must Not Be Named: I don't know who we're talking about.
    
    
Opinion on Necrophilia: Fresh only, out the grave is bad taste.
    
    
Willingness to murder a 17 year old boy: I was never convicted of that.
    
    
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