When I wa slittler, I had a shiny charizard card and it was ultra-rare so I brought it to school to show off. But Billy Gibbs, he pushed me and I lost balance and I fell in the mud. The card falled next to me and he stepped on it and unzipped his pants and peed on me and every bully in the scholyard lauged at me.

Did charizard ever do anything to protect me?? No! Because he was just a card and he’ll never be any more than that. Log in to see images!