Chapped bum Posted:

Hello, my name is Chapped bum.Log in to see images!

As some of you may or may not know, I’ve been suffering from a severely chapped bum from as long as I can remember (dating back to my childhood).Log in to see images!

I just got back from the doctor and, as expected, my bum is chapping at an even more alarming rate.Log in to see images!

They say I have roughly the rest of my life to live, but my bum may be lost unless I have a very rare and expensive kind of surgery called derp.Log in to see images!

I do have good news, friends. The doctor, Dr. Hurpde, is a good friend of mine and a very capable surgeon.Log in to see images!

However, he tells me there is still a chance it could be fatal.Log in to see images!

Pray for me, friends. I’m sure Dr. Hurpde will derp me just fine.Log in to see images!

Man that sucks. I’d offer you some bum care lotion but I think I’m fresh out from using it for.. other things. Do you think this was my fault? I probably could have been a little less rough on you those few intimate times.Log in to see images!