bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

What?! Don’t you even try to insult me you gigantic ape! I’ll have you know that before I was imprisoned I was considered one of *the* most beautiful Witches around.

But you? Hah! You’ll never be known as anything other than the oaf who’s affinity to beasts got him kicked out of Hogwarts!

*Was*, maybe. I’ve known Grindylows hotter than yer, and that was when I was sober!