its been at least five days since i sent you a friend request and for exaclty that many days i have not got approval

what the **** dude

ive never done anythin to you i like your game i wanted to show my appreciation as nana estevez used to say your slappin me in the male reproductive organ when im bringin you a pie look at everyone im friends with they got autographs and i told them to come and hang out its a good time i even promised the foxy elena some sodomy when was a last time a big time hollywood type offered the common woman some bum sex probably not since the 40s when men weren’t just men but gentlemen

but its cool mr trout you can come over still what kind of beer do you like

oh really

sorry i don’t drink that

and dont worry about bringin cigarettes because i got plenty

oh wait you smoke what kind sorry i smoke almost the exact opposite i dont know if thisll work actually of course if you approve my request maybe we can get to know each other bet

oh i get it im not a big enough star your probably friends with my dad martin sheen and you guys talk about what an amazin movie apocalypse now was

in between puttin his wrinkled male reproductive organ in your mouth you tell him how great he was as commander willzer

WELL I WASNT COMMANDER WILLZER IN APOCALYPSE NOW IM ****IN SORRY I WAS CHARLIE B BARKIN IN ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN SORRY IF NEVER MADE A ****IN AFI LIST IM SORRY I WAS COP 2 IN LETTER FROM DEATH ROW I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A NAME AND I ONLY GOT PAID 25$ HEY I MADE A VIETNAM MOVIE TOO BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE SORRY DAD SORRY THE BEST AWARD IVE WON IS A ****IN GOLDEN GLOBE I DONT EVEN HAVE A ****IN SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARD

THEY GAVE ****IN ROBERTO BENEENEE A SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARD

JESUS CHRIST